If intelligent, smoky retro jazz, a sultry, slightly tongue-in-cheek voice combined with a subtle sense of humor is your idea of sexy, then Kelly Flint and Dave’s True Story is the sexiest thing there is.

I was watching this movie

On my VCR

The things they were doing

Just a little bizarre

The expression of passion

Amid sweat and chlorine

They were five of the happiest people

I’ve ever seen