Last week I turned 40. On that particular day, every time I returned to my desk I would find another collection of 40 things on my desk. Things like…
40 cans of Diet Coke
40 army guys
40 suckers (Dum Dums, specifically)
40oz Malt Liquor
I may have missed some, but you get the idea. Also, my cake was frosted in a lovely Viagra blue. Late in the day I finally noticed that everyone in the office had dressed in black; which I can only assume was meant to signify the passing of my youth.
Time for my nap now.