American People Ruled Unfit to Govern
Another great one from The Onion
But the final straw, Supreme Court justices said, came last week, when none of the 500,000 random citizens polled were aware of the existence of North Korea’s nuclear-weapons program.
“I mean, come on,” Justice William Rehnquist said. “The threat of global thermonuclear war? It’s just ridiculous. There was no way we could trust such a populace to keep running things after that.”
Thus far, reaction to the ruling has been largely indifferent.
“The people ruled unfit to govern? Yeah, I think I might’ve heard something about that,” said Covington, KY, sales representative Neil Chester. “I think I saw it on the news or something, when I was flipping past trying to find that show about the lady sheriff.”