In Hipster PDA Tips for People Obsessed With Productivity Pr0n But Bad At Actual Productivity, you’ll find the following advice…

“Go out and buy all the cool pens that everyone mentions in relation to the Hipster PDA. No really, go ahead. You won’t feel right until you’ve test-driven them all. Then, when you realize that all the new pens are too big/too small/the cap falls off/are too pretty/made you afraid to remove them from your desk/whatever, use the pen you normally use. If you must make ANY change, go for a fine or extra fine point version of your usual pen preference.”

So?! What’s wrong with that, huh?