As a big fan of Roger Ebert (and yes, he’s smarter than you and I put together) I was delighted to find a list of his most hated movies

Joe Dirt, check. The Waterboy, check. Armageddon, I’m witchya. Tommy Boy… wait a *#&$%ing minute! Tommy Boy?!!  I can be a little bit of a film snob, but damn Rog, how dare you claim that “There are no memorable lines!” I use a line from the movie practically every day and my daughter and I can have entire conversations built upon bits from the movie.

Richard: Can’t hear you, you’re trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?

Richard: I can practically hear you getting fatter.

Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.”

Richard: “I know, they’re called doctors.

Richard: I don’t remember eating that.

Richard: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.

Tommy: Your… Your brain has the shell on it.

Richar: Are you talking?

Tommy: Shut up, Richard.

Well, you get the idea – comic genius.