This, from a voicemail received recently at my (almost forgotten) Google Voice number:
Hi, this is Shay calling from fertility Specialists of Texas. I was calling regarding your extended analysis with us tomorrow. Wasn’t sure if you guys were aware of the fee for it, and it is $100 fee. If you have any questions, please feel free to give me a call back at 214-REDACTED. Once again for your semen analysis tomorrow morning at eleven o’clock. It would be $100. Thank you.Shay
Pretty sure I didn’t order that.