Here’s a quick list of reasons I still read printed newspapers.

  • Reading a newspaper is a distinct, deliberate effort to catch up on the news
  • I find the act of reading a printed newspaper to be relaxing, even when the content is terrifying
  • Ads are unintrusive and do not track me
  • No video or shitty slideshows
  • Headlines and ledes are on front page, with the longer version just a page turn away
  • No irrelevant and annoying clickbait to lead me astray
  • It’s possible to completely finish the news, put down the paper, and go on with my day.